Taylor Swift's Birthday Party Was The Very Definition Of An A-List Event

Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Jay Z, JT, Victoria’s Secret models, Nick Jonas, Miss America Olivia Culpo, Sam Smith, etc. THE event of the season. The who’s who of pop culture in America celebrating Taylor. Wouldn’t be shocked if this party had more security than a White House Correspondents Dinner. Take out this gathering and you cripple America’s entertainment economy for decades.

PS – Jay Z is 100% the old uncle sitting in the corner, drinking his face off and wondering what the fuck he did to have to be here.

PPS – I bet Leo was invited and declined.